Post by Lady Desari on Jan 6, 2004 8:13:55 GMT -5
It would not let me put all 100 on the first thread so here are the reast...Again...Have fun...
51. No one looks older than 25, and actually no one is younger than 200, so be very careful when someone asks how old you are. Just be mysterious and you'll be fine.
52. Everyone has trauma-betting. Betting who's traumatic childhood was worse than the others. You want to be unique? Say you have had a very happy fulfilled life and great family relations.
53. Gliding, sliding, slithering, crawling, falling, stumbling or simply materializing are acceptable ways of entering a room.
54. If you are a female, your hair is probably black or red. I suggest dirty blonde, just for originality.
55. Everyone carries a 9 mm hand gun.
56. Everyone sticks to the shadows.
57. Do not be alarmed if you see eyes "Glittering like emeralds, rubies, sapphires..etc" or just plain glowing, gleaming, or shining.
58. Female warriors are required to have been raped repeatedly by the age of sixteen.
59. Women: it is unacceptable if your hair does not "curl" or "cascade,"
60. There are no tables in the front of the taverns. People only sit in the back where it's dark, yet, there always manages to be an empty table.
61. Men are not usually under 6'10, while women on an average are petite, from 5'3-4'10.
62. Tavern bars: always fully stocked.
63. The word Inn translates into Bar or Tavern. No one really sleeps in an Inn.
64. Anyone who speaks perfect English in considered illiterate.
65. Before committing suicide, one must make sure at LEAST two people are
watching.
66. I suggest dying quietly without notes or witnesses, far away from civilization..assuming you have the balls to do it, of course.
67. No one really "commits suicide" at Suicide Cliff, though you may find it enjoyable simply to watch people threaten to do it, or do as I..and shove people off.
68. You don't need money, but stealing money is a must if you are a lowly street urchin. Also: stealing is an acceptable form of flirting..as is enslaving, kidnapping, biting and knocking the crap out of each other.
69. 1...2...3... healed!
70. Assassins have their work cut out for them. Seems Everyone can spot an assassin a mile away. They need new cover.
Cain Medri: ::Slips in:: (( JackOff, you have been targeted for a BogUS AA...etc etc..))
JackOff: Wut?? u cant asasinate me cain, im a immortl GOD!
Cain Medri: ::Blinks:: <vvd> ..going to be one of those nights...
71. Which ties into #70...How do you know my name?
72. You don't have to be a Vampire to drink Bloodwyne. I'm not sure its sanitary..but hell, when in Rome right?
73. They are not Vampires, they are sexy Teen angst with pointy teeth who enjoy drinking blood, okay?!
74. Man: Who is your God?
Cleric: I dunno... but there's a Temple of Sith somewhere
75. Drawing a detailed portrait and writing a poetry novel can always be done in 2 seconds flat.
76. Common conversation in a guild:
Guildguy: "So..um.. what do you want to do?.."
Someguy: "I don't know.. what do you want to do?"
78. Flirt, sex, sire, sex.. aww what the hell! Sex again!
79. It is possible to take a headfirst swan dive off Crystal Waterfalls, not make a splash on impact, and live to... try again!
80. The water in the RhyDin Waterfalls is very unsanitary. Naked people with STD's, wounded people bathing in it, people poisoning, urinating, vomiting and just littering in it everyday make for one noxious mess. Notice there aren't any fish?
81. Elves...
82. Hospitals..but no doctors. Pretending to be one is fun if you're bored, though.
83. Pregnancies are very easy for any race, and the children are born within 2-3 days after conception.
84. Natural childbirth is painless
85. They grow up so darn fast...
86. Oh sure, you can sleep around with all those hundreds of girls, just don't tell the wife, even though she does it too.
87. "French Kisses" are so out. Kissing deeply seems to work for everyone.
88. Tender: Hello Man and welcome to my tavern. How can I help you?
Man: ::walks in::
Tenders are perceptive folk..when they are not ignoring you.
89. Politeness is optional
90. Everyone uses the same House, Garden, Bedroom, Beach, and Field..so be careful if you want privacy.
91. There are actual half demon-half angels in Rhydin. Talk about spiritual contradiction, do not ask these for spiritual guidance either. In fact..the Angels aren't much help either. They just float around and look good.
92. Day 1: Meet in a tavern. Day 2: Engaged. Day 3: Married. Day 4: Seven kids. Day 5: Bored Day 6: What's her name?
93. Death is a strange concept indeed. Talk about your feelings, then ponder the injustice of it all.
94. Home sweet home?
95. Numerical names are a pain.
96. You don't have to be royalty to be called M'Lord or M'lady
97: no strippers allowed in strip clubs, they are usually closed.
98. If there is an open strip club... STILL no strippers
99. When there's a wedding, at least one important person has got to be late. Vows and rings are standard, even for happy undead or Demonic folks in love. How sweet. Their children even have speech impediments.
100. You will find getting from one place to the other very easy. A short step from a waterfall to a tavern to someone's home to a cave to a cliff...RhyDin is not a large place at all..and all the forests are littered with clearings. Pollution. Recycle! I am pro-cannibalism.
51. No one looks older than 25, and actually no one is younger than 200, so be very careful when someone asks how old you are. Just be mysterious and you'll be fine.
52. Everyone has trauma-betting. Betting who's traumatic childhood was worse than the others. You want to be unique? Say you have had a very happy fulfilled life and great family relations.
53. Gliding, sliding, slithering, crawling, falling, stumbling or simply materializing are acceptable ways of entering a room.
54. If you are a female, your hair is probably black or red. I suggest dirty blonde, just for originality.
55. Everyone carries a 9 mm hand gun.
56. Everyone sticks to the shadows.
57. Do not be alarmed if you see eyes "Glittering like emeralds, rubies, sapphires..etc" or just plain glowing, gleaming, or shining.
58. Female warriors are required to have been raped repeatedly by the age of sixteen.
59. Women: it is unacceptable if your hair does not "curl" or "cascade,"
60. There are no tables in the front of the taverns. People only sit in the back where it's dark, yet, there always manages to be an empty table.
61. Men are not usually under 6'10, while women on an average are petite, from 5'3-4'10.
62. Tavern bars: always fully stocked.
63. The word Inn translates into Bar or Tavern. No one really sleeps in an Inn.
64. Anyone who speaks perfect English in considered illiterate.
65. Before committing suicide, one must make sure at LEAST two people are
watching.
66. I suggest dying quietly without notes or witnesses, far away from civilization..assuming you have the balls to do it, of course.
67. No one really "commits suicide" at Suicide Cliff, though you may find it enjoyable simply to watch people threaten to do it, or do as I..and shove people off.
68. You don't need money, but stealing money is a must if you are a lowly street urchin. Also: stealing is an acceptable form of flirting..as is enslaving, kidnapping, biting and knocking the crap out of each other.
69. 1...2...3... healed!
70. Assassins have their work cut out for them. Seems Everyone can spot an assassin a mile away. They need new cover.
Cain Medri: ::Slips in:: (( JackOff, you have been targeted for a BogUS AA...etc etc..))
JackOff: Wut?? u cant asasinate me cain, im a immortl GOD!
Cain Medri: ::Blinks:: <vvd> ..going to be one of those nights...
71. Which ties into #70...How do you know my name?
72. You don't have to be a Vampire to drink Bloodwyne. I'm not sure its sanitary..but hell, when in Rome right?
73. They are not Vampires, they are sexy Teen angst with pointy teeth who enjoy drinking blood, okay?!
74. Man: Who is your God?
Cleric: I dunno... but there's a Temple of Sith somewhere
75. Drawing a detailed portrait and writing a poetry novel can always be done in 2 seconds flat.
76. Common conversation in a guild:
Guildguy: "So..um.. what do you want to do?.."
Someguy: "I don't know.. what do you want to do?"
78. Flirt, sex, sire, sex.. aww what the hell! Sex again!
79. It is possible to take a headfirst swan dive off Crystal Waterfalls, not make a splash on impact, and live to... try again!
80. The water in the RhyDin Waterfalls is very unsanitary. Naked people with STD's, wounded people bathing in it, people poisoning, urinating, vomiting and just littering in it everyday make for one noxious mess. Notice there aren't any fish?
81. Elves...
82. Hospitals..but no doctors. Pretending to be one is fun if you're bored, though.
83. Pregnancies are very easy for any race, and the children are born within 2-3 days after conception.
84. Natural childbirth is painless
85. They grow up so darn fast...
86. Oh sure, you can sleep around with all those hundreds of girls, just don't tell the wife, even though she does it too.
87. "French Kisses" are so out. Kissing deeply seems to work for everyone.
88. Tender: Hello Man and welcome to my tavern. How can I help you?
Man: ::walks in::
Tenders are perceptive folk..when they are not ignoring you.
89. Politeness is optional
90. Everyone uses the same House, Garden, Bedroom, Beach, and Field..so be careful if you want privacy.
91. There are actual half demon-half angels in Rhydin. Talk about spiritual contradiction, do not ask these for spiritual guidance either. In fact..the Angels aren't much help either. They just float around and look good.
92. Day 1: Meet in a tavern. Day 2: Engaged. Day 3: Married. Day 4: Seven kids. Day 5: Bored Day 6: What's her name?
93. Death is a strange concept indeed. Talk about your feelings, then ponder the injustice of it all.
94. Home sweet home?
95. Numerical names are a pain.
96. You don't have to be royalty to be called M'Lord or M'lady
97: no strippers allowed in strip clubs, they are usually closed.
98. If there is an open strip club... STILL no strippers
99. When there's a wedding, at least one important person has got to be late. Vows and rings are standard, even for happy undead or Demonic folks in love. How sweet. Their children even have speech impediments.
100. You will find getting from one place to the other very easy. A short step from a waterfall to a tavern to someone's home to a cave to a cliff...RhyDin is not a large place at all..and all the forests are littered with clearings. Pollution. Recycle! I am pro-cannibalism.
